{"id":2407,"date":"2009-06-11T09:08:41","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T12:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2009-05-29T18:31:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-29T21:31:55","slug":"ysac-vol-329-its-the-rare-dolphin-swan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2407","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 329: It&#8217;s the rare dolphin swan."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Swan fountain &#8211; $75<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>the picture describes this delicate water fountain better than I can&#8230; call Donna at xxx xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2407 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/329.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/329-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/329b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/329b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Donna is right about one thing &#8212; the picture <em>definitely<\/em> describes the delicate swan water fountain better than she can, given that IT&#8217;S A LAMP WITH DOLPHINS ON IT.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=16\">Seriously? Not. A. Swan. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Meg for the submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swan fountain &#8211; $75 the picture describes this delicate water fountain better than I can&#8230; call Donna at xxx xxx-xxxx Donna is right about one thing &#8212; the picture definitely describes the delicate swan water fountain better than she can, given that IT&#8217;S A LAMP WITH DOLPHINS ON IT. Seriously? Not. A. Swan. Thanks to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[29,4],"class_list":["post-2407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-ow-my-eyes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2407"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2412,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions\/2412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}