{"id":2420,"date":"2009-06-14T10:16:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T13:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2420"},"modified":"2009-06-14T14:03:53","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T17:03:53","slug":"ysac-vol-332-in-the-octopuss-garden-on-her-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2420","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 332: … in the octopus’s garden, on her leg …"},"content":{"rendered":"
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realscumbag rontatooman – $160<\/h2>\n
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im writing about aman ron who lives at 172lampman ave he took my money and left my tatoo undone on my back right leg my son had a tatoo don saturday he had to go to the hospital because he got a bad staph infection from it the docter had to put him on antibotic pill and a antibotic cream all so this man is a real scumbag and\u00a0areal asshole to take advantage of a woman who lives on a fixed income if some one could call me at xxx xxx xxxx an make arrangemts to com tomy houseand finish it forme iwould liketo get acall all i have is theout lineof the octoupuss head and the tresserchest and astar fish inthe front he was goingto make it look like it was a underwater ocean seen i have the dolphin onthe in side of the rightleg and on theouterside there is a seen with asunset water palmtrees and ocean water and two dolphins one jumping over the other one i just need the octoupuss finished and all the tentekils puton colored with megenta and pink colors and the treasurechestdon and the scubadiver putonn so maby someone will call me but i would not recomend no to go to 172lampman ave and have eney work don by ron<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ow. My brain hurts. Octoupuss? Tentekils? What is with the random lack of spaces between some words [theouterside], extra spaces within things that should<\/em> be words [all so], and random spaces WITHIN words [theout lineof]?<\/p>\n

How many right legs does she have? Doesn’t saying you have a back right leg sort of imply that there’s a front right leg as well?<\/p>\n

And here’s a thought: Call me crazy, but maybe if you’re on a fixed income, you and your son shouldn’t be getting elaborate tattoos?<\/p>\n

[Edited to add:<\/strong> with spizzlefish’s prompting in the comments below, I realized that “rontatooman” anagrams to “or an ottoman<\/a>“. Yes, I’m easily amused, why do you ask?]<\/p>\n

DW, thanks for the submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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