{"id":2434,"date":"2009-06-15T09:27:19","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T13:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2434"},"modified":"2009-06-24T18:18:44","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:18:44","slug":"ysac-vol-333-database-fail-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2434","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail, parts 2 and 3."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Get me hot and satisfied – w4m<\/h2>\n
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I’LL BE AT HOME ALONE TONIGHT AND WANT TO MEET YOU! I AM A VERY ATTRACTIVE YO LOOKING FOR SOME FUN. PLEASE, BE AT LEAST . MY YAHOO ID IS HZEYES.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I love when Craigslist spam bots go horribly, hilariously<\/a> wrong. Like this:<\/p>\n

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The craigs list – 34<\/h2>\n
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Hello. I am an MAN looking for an WOMAN who is LAID BACK. I am 21 years old and I like to WATERSKIING and also to CAMPING. I am a good sense of humor with a fun and tall.<\/p>\n

My favorite movies are TITANIC, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, and [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND], but I’m not into chick flicks.<\/p>\n

I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE. Maybe you would like to ride with us?<\/p>\n

My favorite music bands are ABBA, AC\/\/DC, and AIROSMITH.<\/p>\n

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I don’t know how this spambot can say he’s not into chick flicks if he likes TITANIC, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES and [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND] — I bawled my eyes out at all three of them.*<\/p>\n

Also, the spambot might want to set the favorite bands field to select items randomly, rather than just picking the first three alphabetically. I’m amused by the combination, though — the Venn diagram of AC\/DC fans and ABBA fans so rarely intersects.**<\/p>\n

He’s a big fan of gerunds. He is, also, a good sense of humor with a fun and tall. Wait, does a Harley have<\/em> a back seat? And if it does, and MIFFY is there, where is the LAID BACK WOMAN going to sit?<\/p>\n

Wait a minute … chick flicks, ABBA, AC\/DC, MIFFY the dog, a Harley — this is a metrosexual spambot! Further proof: The rubber duckie picture came with the post. It’s obviously<\/em> a postmodern commentary on the influence of Ernie and Bert as the original metrosexuals.<\/p>\n

*Actually, I’m the last remaining person on the planet who has not seen Titanic, and I intend to keep it that way. I would actually rather see [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND]. (Again.)<\/p>\n

** Someone should do a mashup of T.N.T. and S.O.S., don’t you think?<\/p>\n

Thanks to Erin and Roz for the posts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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