{"id":2470,"date":"2009-06-23T09:29:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T13:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2009-06-24T18:16:44","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:16:44","slug":"ysac-vol-341-have-you-tried-aff-they-suck-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2470","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 341: Have you tried AFF? They suck too."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Flying solo is not as much fun – w4w – 21<\/h2>\n
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Well, this’ll be my last post over here … I’m going to head to clerotic.org if it doesn’t work out.<\/p>\n

I am a 26 year old, single female looking for a friendship that might develop into something more. I am an elementary school teacher and I love children and hope to have some of my own one day. I am looking for a good man with good, Christian morals who would like to have a family and live happily ever after when he meets the right woman. Maybe we are right for each other. We will never know if we don’t take a chance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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  1. Are you 21, or 26?<\/li>\n
  2. Headline says w4w, text says you’re looking for a man.<\/li>\n
  3. A good Christian man with good morals.<\/li>\n
  4. And if you can’t find him, you’re going to try posting on clerotic.org — the “Craigslist Alternative for Erotic Services”.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    That sounds like a great<\/em> plan. I’m sure you’ll find a good Christian man with good morals with THIS ad … and if not, I’m sure clerotic.org will work out, since there’s only 482 ads in the section for your area, 480 of which are w4m. (The other 2 are m4m.)<\/p>\n

    Do you think this might possibly — just maybe? — be a fake ad<\/a>? (On CRAIGSLIST? Say it ain’t so<\/a>!) I’m guessing it’s meant to drive traffic to clerotic.org … because, you know, that’s where all the good, moral, Christian elementary school teachers are hanging out these days.<\/p>\n

    C’mon, guys. At least make it plausible<\/em>. “I’m a hot, horny slut and if I can’t find anyone here I’m going to clerotic.org.” THAT’S plausible. (Well, as plausible as believing that a nubile hot young thing would be posting on Craigslist in order to hook up with someone, anyway.) “I’m a good Christian 2nd grade teacher and if this doesn’t work out I’m going to browse clerotic.org from the computer in the school library?” Not so much.<\/p>\n

    Sigh. Do I need a tag for spambots, too?<\/p>\n

    Thanks to Kiersten for the submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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