{"id":2477,"date":"2009-06-26T10:40:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T13:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2477"},"modified":"2009-06-07T01:54:28","modified_gmt":"2009-06-07T04:54:28","slug":"ysac-vol-344-we-represent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2477","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 344: We represent &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Attractive Couple Looking for Acrobactial Midget &#8211; mw4w &#8211; 25<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Smart, young sucessful couple is looking for a attractive, short female who  is under 4 feet tall.<br \/>\nWe enjoy being active and like to do things out doors.  Boating, BBQing, camping, and anything fun.<br \/>\nMust be athletic or at least  willing to do atheletic things like gymnastics and poses.<br \/>\nThis will not be a  sexual relationship, unless it leads to that in future.<br \/>\nNo major health  problems, 420 friendly is a plus. Must like dogs and mexican hats<\/p>\n<p>Please  respond with pictures to get pictures!<br \/>\nHope to hear from your shortness  soon!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My brain can&#8217;t parse the word &#8220;acrobactial&#8221;. I keep seeing <em>antibacterial<\/em>. &#8220;The Antibacterial Midgets&#8221; would be a terrible name for a band, though.<\/p>\n<p>I think this came out of a conversation in which the couple sat down and said, &#8220;Are our friends diverse enough? Let&#8217;s see, we&#8217;ve got Mike &#8212; he&#8217;s gay AND African-American, so that covers two. Mindy is half-Asian &#8212; does that count? We&#8217;ll have to look for more Asian friends. Rafael is Hispanic, Sandeep is from India, and Bj\u00f6rn is from Sweden. You know what we&#8217;re missing? A <em>midget<\/em>. Let&#8217;s put an ad on Craigslist looking for a midget friend\/sex partner. Then we&#8217;ll officially be diverse and hip.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, let&#8217;s be honest here: who doesn&#8217;t need an athletic, weed-friendly, mexican-hat wearing midget in their lives? I know I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attractive Couple Looking for Acrobactial Midget &#8211; mw4w &#8211; 25 Smart, young sucessful couple is looking for a attractive, short female who is under 4 feet tall. We enjoy being active and like to do things out doors. Boating, BBQing, camping, and anything fun. Must be athletic or at least willing to do atheletic things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[60,7,11],"class_list":["post-2477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-random-musings","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2477"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2479,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477\/revisions\/2479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}