{"id":2653,"date":"2009-07-15T09:07:22","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T13:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2653"},"modified":"2009-07-14T23:51:27","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T03:51:27","slug":"ysac-vol-363-the-rooster-is-a-man-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2653","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 363: The rooster is a man, baby."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Love To Read True Books About Animals! Then This Is The Book For You! – $36<\/h2>\n
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Displayed At The Bottom Of This Page You Will See The Book\u2019s Front Cover.<\/p>\n

View the first 15 pages of this book? Click this link provided to view and order this amazing book. Delivery is 5 – 10 days. >> [link deleted]<\/p>\n

$1.00 of every book sold will be donated to the FeatherFoot farm.<\/p>\n

Enjoy reading true stories of pets and animals, then you will enjoy reading the true life story about these twin brothers, two rooster who grew-up together as brothers, who\u2019s love only got stronger for each other, this love and devotion would take the brothers on a incredible journey, a journey that would test the brothers love, bravery and strength within as they come to face the days ahead. Find out what happens. It will touch your heart.<\/p>\n

Title of book: The True Life Story Of FeatherFoot
\nThe Tail Of An Unforgettable Brother’s Bond, Bravery And Death.<\/p>\n

A heart-warming story that will take you on an incredible journey, a look into the lives of two amazing roosters, twin brothers that will make you see chickens in a different light. Read the incredible life journey that these two amazing roosters had.<\/p>\n

Enjoy reading or please pass this book on to a friend and share the story about Cleo and Leo FeatherFoot (free-range chickens) who developed such an incredible strong bond for each other. Their bond gave them courage to stand together face to face against nature\u2019s worst predators no matter what their fate would be. Learn what happen to each brother. It just may shock you.<\/p>\n

Discover what happened to the brothers when one of the hardest hit rainstorms hit Maple Ridge. Is their bond strong enough to keep them together, will they survive or perish?<\/p>\n

Book contains over 20 actual photographs of the FeatherFoot brother\u2019s life on the farm. The owners of Cleo and Leo FeatherFoot have provided all photographs.<\/p>\n

Price
\nHardcover, Dust Jacket $35.95
\nHardcover, ImageWrap $38.95<\/p>\n

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I’d just like to point out that this person has a book out. I don’t have a book out. How come this person has a book deal and I don’t? I know how to use apostrophes.<\/em> That should be worth something<\/em>, right? More importantly, I’m not writing about roosters. <\/em>Is there really a big market out there for poorly written and punctuated books about roosters? Because if I’m missing that lucrative market, I can certainly come up with something. I’ll just flail randomly at the keyboard and I’ll have a craptacular book about roosters written in no time.<\/p>\n

On a more serious note — how can roosters be twin brothers? Were they both hatched from the same egg? I’m pretty sure that’s scientifically impossible. As is the fact that this person has a published book out and that anyone will be willing to spend $36 for it. Not that I’m bitter or obsessing over that or anything.<\/p>\n

BTW, Cleo dies. He was trampled by sheep or something. It’s not quite the same order of spoiler as “Soylent green is people” or “He was dead all along”, is it? But I saved you $36. You can thank me later.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the submission, Lesley!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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