{"id":2661,"date":"2009-07-17T09:23:16","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T13:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2009-07-17T10:02:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T14:02:33","slug":"ysac-vol-365-im-sorry-dave-i-cant-do-kathryn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2661","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 365: I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do Kathryn."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fabulous girl – w4m (las vegas )<\/h2>\n
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<Judy
\nName Kathryn
\nAge Years<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Poor Kathryn. She’s always getting compared to Judy. Even non-sentient computers are doing it now.<\/p>\n

Wait, I’m confused. Which one’s fabulous? If Judy is fabulous, what does that make Kathryn? And if Kathryn is fabulous, what superlative does that leave for Judy?<\/p>\n

Less than Judy<\/em> would be a awesome name for a band, though.<\/p>\n

Submitted by Doug — thanks!<\/p>\n

And just in case you haven’t seen it yet, be sure to check out the live video version<\/a> of one our earlier spambot postings — it’s so worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fabulous girl – w4m (las vegas ) <Judy Name Kathryn Age Years Poor Kathryn. She’s always getting compared to Judy. Even non-sentient computers are doing it now. Wait, I’m confused. Which one’s fabulous? If Judy is fabulous, what does that make Kathryn? And if Kathryn is fabulous, what superlative does that leave for Judy? Less […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[78],"class_list":["post-2661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strictly-platonic","tag-turing-test-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2661"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2786,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions\/2786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}