{"id":2671,"date":"2009-07-19T09:55:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-19T13:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2009-07-17T23:16:03","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T03:16:03","slug":"ysac-vol-367-the-one-with-the-sperm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2671","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 367: The one with the sperm."},"content":{"rendered":"
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i wont to sell my sperm – 25<\/h2>\n
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hight 6’4”
\nweight 290 lbs
\neyes green
\nhair dirty blond
\nno helth problems in family
\ndecient lookin young man in need of
\na little cash do to hard times i have three
\nbeautie kids now will send a pic only if really interrested
\nif you decide to make a purches 200$ per cup
\nno inter corse required donation will be provided in a cup at your choice of location
\n100 when we meet the the other 100 after you geet the goods contact me at xxxxxxxx_56@yahoo.com
\nthanx and have a good day<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Megs sends this in, saying, “Who wouldn’t ‘wont’ to spend $200 to ‘geet the goods’ from this guy?”<\/p>\n

I don’t know … the asking price might be a little high, especially considering this offer:<\/p>\n

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sperm donor – 30<\/h2>\n
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I would like to offer my hepl to you get a baby.<\/p>\n

I dont need sex I only want to help.<\/p>\n

5 years without alcohol 4 no tobacco.<\/p>\n

healtly. and so handsome.<\/p>\n

if you want I send you a pic.<\/p>\n

anyway I want only to help.<\/p>\n

my dream is to be father this mean that Im open to a relationship.<\/p>\n

get married and every thing about love.<\/p>\n

thanks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He’s willing to offer his hepl to get me a baby. And here I thought we only had HepA through HepG — he has a flavor of hepatitis that hasn’t even been DISCOVERED yet!<\/p>\n

And then there’s this:<\/p>\n

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Lets get pregnant!<\/h2>\n
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I want at least 20 kids, all under one roof, so don’t be the jealous type, one women couldn’t do that, even if she could it’d take 20 years, unless she used in-vetro to have multiple, multiple births, which I would never let happen with my sperm. My sperm will be planted in someone who is all natural and will be birthed naturally(if all goes well), then breast fed for 2 years, preferably on a homestead out in the country.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You’re right; one woman couldn’t do that. Even the Duggar family only managed 18 kids in 24 years. Slackers.<\/p>\n

But you, with your magical sperm and multiple all natural baby machines, will almost certainly be able to create a farm full of infants that you will raise to create run-on, comma-spliced sentences in your image. If all goes well, that is. After all, what could possibly go wrong with this plan?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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