{"id":2793,"date":"2009-08-04T09:07:14","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T13:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2793"},"modified":"2009-07-20T00:48:19","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T04:48:19","slug":"ysac-vol-383-a-three-hour-toeuwer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2793","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 383: A three-hour toeuwer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>horse moneuwer<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>u load ur self<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know those letters you were trying to save by using <em>u<\/em> and <em>ur<\/em>? Yeah, you pretty much made up for it by adding in the random letters in the title.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I realize that the word &#8220;manure&#8221; is obsceuwer, but I asseuwer you that yoeuwer ad will proceuwer more grandeuwer if youeuwer spelling is more mateuwer and less unseuwer.<\/p>\n<p>Ow. That hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Heidi for the ad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>horse moneuwer u load ur self You know those letters you were trying to save by using u and ur? Yeah, you pretty much made up for it by adding in the random letters in the title. I mean, I realize that the word &#8220;manure&#8221; is obsceuwer, but I asseuwer you that yoeuwer ad will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[38,61,7],"class_list":["post-2793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2793"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2796,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions\/2796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}