{"id":2797,"date":"2009-08-05T09:21:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T13:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2009-08-05T10:33:56","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T14:33:56","slug":"ysac-vol-384-what-if-veruca-salt-used-craigslist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2797","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 384: What if Veruca Salt used Craigslist?"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re advertising on Craigslist looking for someone’s services, maybe it’s best not to be a jerk about it:<\/p>\n

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NEED a Proven tato artist whos great and affordable<\/h2>\n
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need someone whos not a creep or a phony. willing to pay up to $200 for one tatoo on both arms. this will be permenet obviously, so I want it to be as close to perfection as possible. willing to negotiate price if tatoo artist i super good. email, txt pictures of past personal drawings ( i will make sure you YOURSELF drew them. I wil also check your ID to make sure its you, and body check before you enter my place making sure you dont have shit on you. call me asap. seriously, the first person who calls will get a fair chance. the tatoo will happen at sunrise on the bay. I WANT A MIAMI DOLPHINS LOGO (they are my favorite team, if you have a problem with that then enjoy not making money. I also want a tattoo that reads LEENOY but in Biblical Hebrew text surrounded by some design. If you know, speak, or read hebrew thats a plus. please respond soon. thanks! want ears pierced too. if you have own credit card thing that be awesome, if not well go to to ATM AFTERHAND, I WILL NOT PAY BEFORE IM SATISFIED WITH THE TATTOOS. xxx-xxx-xxxx. if your a joker, ill block ur number<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

How can you make sure that someone drew something? Would you say, “Here, draw this again in front of me, so that I knew you drew this”? And I’m not exactly up on the current rates for tattoos, but doesn’t $200 for two tattoos and two piercings seem a little low to you?<\/p>\n

Have you considered all that rontatooman<\/a> could offer you?<\/p>\n

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I need a therapist – w4m – 25<\/h2>\n
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If you have a degree in psychology or counseling and you are just so sick of getting paid to listen to someone complain and you want to her some one cry for free you should write to me. I was just dumped by my boyfriend after he found out I was sexually assaulted by one of his roommates. His other roommate is my best friend who happens to be dating my attacker and now she wont talk to me either. I recently graduated and can’t find a job. I just put my home on the market and I’ve got no place to go.<\/p>\n

If you’ve got a should that’s longing to be soaked with tears let me know.<\/p>\n

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That’s right, if you’re a trained, licensed therapist and you’re sick of getting paid<\/em> to listen to people complain, why not do it for free? <\/em><\/p>\n

(I’m not saying that this person doesn’t need some help — if she was assaulted, she should definitely talk to authorities — but this is probably not the way to go about it. You know, versus free clinics and the like.)<\/p>\n

Possibly even more oddly, this was posted in Strictly Platonic. One wonders what her relationship with other therapists has involved.<\/p>\n

Thanks to Kimberly for the demanding tattoo recipient ad and to Aunty Christ for the therapy ad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you’re advertising on Craigslist looking for someone’s services, maybe it’s best not to be a jerk about it: NEED a Proven tato artist whos great and affordable need someone whos not a creep or a phony. willing to pay up to $200 for one tatoo on both arms. this will be permenet obviously, so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,68],"tags":[61,7,52,9],"class_list":["post-2797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","category-strictly-platonic","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2797"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2808,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions\/2808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}