{"id":2800,"date":"2009-08-06T09:15:26","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T13:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2800"},"modified":"2009-08-05T19:29:14","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T23:29:14","slug":"ysac-vol-385-one-mans-treasure-is-another-mans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2800","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 385: One man’s treasure is another man’s …"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Best Offer Wins this Terrific Box of Goodies!<\/h2>\n
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Box of stuff for sale! List includes but is not limited to:<\/p>\n

120W Car stereo graphic equalizer thingy
\nCasio adding machine with printer (needs ribbon)
\nalarm clock
\nshampoos\/conditioners
\nstyling mousse
\nhand soap
\nloofa for that alligator skin you get sometimes, hopefully sometimes!
\nrandom DC power supply
\ngraphic calculator
\nhand sanitizer
\nsilver jewelry cleaner
\nwrapping paper filler
\noil lamp bases
\nback brace
\ntowel
\nprevention magazine
\nold style motorola carrying case
\nflax seed bag opened<\/p>\n

Best offer wins this box of terrific stuff!
\nCash Only<\/p>\n

In order to win this box of gems you need to send me your name, date and time you can pick it up and the amount of your offer. Any questions about the items disqualifies you as I am not trying to sell it. I have better things to do. As far as I know all of the items work. I will delete the ad when the item sells so don’t ask me if it’s still available. I never answer those emails anyway. Good luck! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\"385\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Josie sends this ad in, saying, “This listing is SO funny to me! I can’t decide if I think this person A) cleaned out their car and put everything in a box; B) kicked their significant other out and put his\/her stuff in a box; C) needs a quick buck and so grabbed everything in their house that he\/she could live without and is now auctioning it off on craigslist…<\/p>\n

“I’d love to know more about it, especially that “graphic calculator”, but would be devastated to be disqualified from this excellent auction. My bid is going to be $0.17 and I’ll pick it up a year from next Tuesday.”<\/p>\n

I’d just like to point out that this ad was posted on July 1; as I’m writing this post, it’s currently July 20th and the ad is still up … so I guess Josie’s bid didn’t get accepted.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the listing, Josie! Better luck next time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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