{"id":2811,"date":"2009-08-08T09:18:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T13:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2811"},"modified":"2009-07-23T00:50:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T04:50:04","slug":"ysac-vol-387-hand-me-that-bag-im-going-to-puce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2811","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 387: Hand me that bag, I&#8217;m going to puce."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>2 Lazyboy recling chairs like new! Must sell ASAP!!!! want gone today &#8211; $150<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I am selling 2 lazyboy recliners, these are like new! One of them swivels, rocks, and reclines and the other one rocks,and reclines. I want theses gone ASAP!!!! Iwould like them gone today!!! both are the same color ( light kacki ) Please let me know if any questions. Please if interested make a reasonable offer and there yours!!!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2811 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/387a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/387a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/387b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/387b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/387c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/387c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Naomi sends in this ad, with the following commentary:<br \/>\n&#8220;Now, there are a couple of things you should notice about these chairs. \u00a0First, of course, is that they are recling. \u00a0So if you have ever wanted to recle in a chair, now is your chance. \u00a0You might not know about recling, but it is what you are doing when you are not being reckless, of course.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Second, there are two chairs, but they look like three, and they all take up the exact same space in the seller&#8217;s living room. \u00a0Don&#8217;t ask how &#8212; they are trained professionals; don&#8217;t try this at home.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then, of course, there is the lovely kacki color. \u00a0If you&#8217;re not familiar, this is the color you turn on a bumpy plane ride, as in &#8216;Are you OK?&#8217;\u00a0 &#8216;No, I&#8217;m feeling a little kacki.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Apparently, the sale of these magical kacki recling chairs has something to do with the seller&#8217;s frustration over graduate school, because s\/he wants theses gone as soon as possible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Recling. Surely that&#8217;s just someone making a one-off typo in the title, right? I mean, they got it right in the ad itself, so surely nobody else would make that mistake, right?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>I have recling and other chair and 5 bucks for you <\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>hurry wont last at this price <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh. So, wait &#8230; I&#8217;ll get a recling, and a chair, AND $5? Is there any chance the recling is kacki?<\/p>\n<p>Second post courtesy of Martha F., who destroys my faith in humanity once again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 Lazyboy recling chairs like new! Must sell ASAP!!!! want gone today &#8211; $150 I am selling 2 lazyboy recliners, these are like new! One of them swivels, rocks, and reclines and the other one rocks,and reclines. I want theses gone ASAP!!!! Iwould like them gone today!!! both are the same color ( light kacki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[29,39,61,7],"class_list":["post-2811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-mf","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2811"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2841,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2811\/revisions\/2841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}