{"id":2825,"date":"2009-08-09T09:47:52","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T13:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2825"},"modified":"2009-07-21T23:06:29","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T03:06:29","slug":"ysac-vol-388-tonight-judas-will-be-played-by-miffy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2825","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 388: Tonight, Judas will be played by Miffy."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>I like my little sweet peas..share your pets with me<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I just wanted to share and get word out to everyone, that me and brenda mullins, I am jack mullins have puppet pet shows in our home. You can bring your little snuggle bunny to participate but a $10 fee will apply. We have church related shows that are geared to the well being of the animal for its spiritual side and we even baptitize for $100. We take donations here in our trailer, I live w\/ mrs mullins, my mom, and do have stuffed animals for sale ranging from $25 &#8211; $550.00.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a pic of my mee maw and a pic of me making and holding toys for the animals, well I gotta get ready for tonights show, I hope yall can come and help save a animal and keep it on the spiritual path.<\/p>\n<p>I love you. Jack Mullins<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2825 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/388a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/388a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/388b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/388b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/388c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/388c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I love you too, Jack Mullins, but ours is the love that dare not speak its name. You see, our love is forbidden because my life&#8217;s mission is to prevent people from dressing their animals up in clothing. You seem to not only be doing that, but <em>charging<\/em> people for the privilege of doing so, and then subjecting the animals to being participants in strange religiously-based pet puppet shows.<\/p>\n<p>Is there really a big problem with heathen animals? I mean, other than hermit crabs, because those things are obviously Satan&#8217;s minions.<\/p>\n<p>And am I the only wondering whether the &#8220;stuffed animals&#8221; they&#8217;re offering for sale are fabric animals or taxidermied versions of the animals who kept missing their lines in Lent&#8217;s Passion Play? Have you ever tried to teach a Siamese cat Latin? It&#8217;s not pretty.<\/p>\n<p>This was sent in by Allison &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like my little sweet peas..share your pets with me I just wanted to share and get word out to everyone, that me and brenda mullins, I am jack mullins have puppet pet shows in our home. You can bring your little snuggle bunny to participate but a $10 fee will apply. We have church [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[38,25,22,61,7,11],"class_list":["post-2825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2825"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2831,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions\/2831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}