{"id":2843,"date":"2009-08-11T09:15:13","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T13:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2843"},"modified":"2009-07-23T15:58:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T19:58:45","slug":"ysac-vol-390-the-peeler-lincoln-log-set-didnt-take-off-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2843","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 390: The peeler \/ lincoln log set didn’t take off, though."},"content":{"rendered":"

Some things just shouldn’t be advertised together:<\/p>\n

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Child Gate & knife Set<\/h2>\n
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Pressure type Child safety Gate. Works well. – $25
\nRonco 25 piece Knife Set with Injector. Comes with holding block. Never been used, still in original box. – $25<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

When I read “Child gate & knife set”, I imagine a child’s gate that has slots for knives all across the top of it. It’s the ultimate space saver for the kitchen! Keep your child out of the kitchen and store your cutlery all in one useful multi-tasking tool!<\/p>\n

It’s almost as useful as the Dutch oven and baby bath combo I got as a wedding present. Or the electric child’s swing with built-in cattle prod. Or the child’s swimming pool \/ jumbo washing machine. Or the … [insert your own idea here … and by here I mean in the comments below!]<\/p>\n

Thanks to Kris for sending this in!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some things just shouldn’t be advertised together: Child Gate & knife Set Pressure type Child safety Gate. Works well. – $25 Ronco 25 piece Knife Set with Injector. Comes with holding block. Never been used, still in original box. – $25 When I read “Child gate & knife set”, I imagine a child’s gate that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[25,52],"class_list":["post-2843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2843"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2849,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions\/2849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}