{"id":2881,"date":"2009-08-19T09:11:39","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T13:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2881"},"modified":"2009-07-25T19:47:28","modified_gmt":"2009-07-25T23:47:28","slug":"ysac-vol-398-preserving-the-sanctity-of-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2881","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 398: Preserving the sanctity of marriage!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lets get married tomorrow – 22<\/h2>\n
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I decided tomorrow I want to get married, So any takers. Im attractive, not a psycho…well not completly:)- have a job, car, my own place, im very independent…i love sex and my husband will have to be able to keep up with me…ive never wanted to get married…ever. But life is pretty boring right now and i feel like if i get married at least its something exciting. So ur probably wondering if im all these great things why dont I have a man…ha I get asked that everytime i go on a first date. I always dread that question, but truth is once i sleep with the man i lose interest…stupidly. But i figure if im married, that means A this person is as spontaneous as I am, B I cant just walk away…and C hopefully he will satisfy me.
\nAND I dont want to get messages saying marriage is sacred I cant do this blah blah blah because to that i say bullshit. Anyone should be allowed to get married to who they choose and get married for whatever reasons they choose. I choose to marry a stranger because maybe that stranger is who im looking for.
\nI will send a photo if I recieve a photo…Im looking for someone thats between 21-33, attractive…obviously \ud83d\ude42 Has their own place, job, ect. Someone who has his shit together but crazy enough to marry a stranger…
\nPS i dont cook!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mandy sends this one in, saying:<\/p>\n

“What a way to cure boredom… for a day.<\/p>\n

My favorite part about this is that she doesn’t ever go past a first date because she loses interest once she sleeps with the man… at least we know she puts out on the first date.<\/p>\n

Plus, if she gets bored with a guy after sleeping with him once, why not marry him, and be stuck being bored until they inevitably get divorced! That sounds like a fabulous idea!!<\/p>\n

“Life is pretty boring right now.” I imagine her sitting around, thinking to herself, I am so bored tonight. What should I do? Take a walk? See a movie? Have a picnic? Nah… Those don’t sound exciting at all. How about I propose to a stranger? Perfect, boredom resolved.<\/p>\n

So…\u00a0ANY takers.”<\/p>\n

Yep, that about covers it. I’m sure she sees this as spontaneous and romantic, just like in the movies — and in the movies, things always work out! Sure, there will be a rough patch or two and some obstacles that they’ll have to overcome, but eventually there will be a montage and love will overcome all. I’m sure she’s not considering things like the other<\/a> crazy<\/a> people<\/a> who<\/a> post<\/a> personal<\/a> ads<\/a> on<\/a> Craigslist<\/a>. (Yes, each one of those words is a different link.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lets get married tomorrow – 22 I decided tomorrow I want to get married, So any takers. Im attractive, not a psycho…well not completly:)- have a job, car, my own place, im very independent…i love sex and my husband will have to be able to keep up with me…ive never wanted to get married…ever. But […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[38,61,7,52,67,9,43],"class_list":["post-2881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-tmi","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2881"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2883,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2881\/revisions\/2883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}