{"id":2912,"date":"2009-08-25T09:03:40","date_gmt":"2009-08-25T13:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2912"},"modified":"2009-08-04T16:25:32","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T20:25:32","slug":"ysac-vol-404-sponge-bath-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2912","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 404: Sponge bath time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Care Giver for Elderly Nudist &#8211; m4mw &#8211; 51<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Experienced Caregiver or Elder Babtsitting while you go to store etc.  Im a nudist and will care for your elderly free<br \/>\nif I can do it nude.  Up to 3 hours free<\/p>\n<p>I have face id; a longtime resident of [location] and am dd free.  Im 51 male and have cared for people for<br \/>\nabout 25 years, family mostlty.<\/p>\n<p>Let me know<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wait &#8230; what? If I parse the title, it sounds as though someone is looking for a caregiver for an elderly nudist. In the ad, though, it turns out you want to take care of old people while YOU, YOURSELF, ARE NUDE. And you&#8217;re willing to do it for free, IF YOU CAN DO IT NUDE.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Hell. No. Look, I&#8217;m all for nudism, and I&#8217;m all for elder care, but some things just don&#8217;t mix, okay? And why is this posted in Strictly Platonic instead of, say, Volunteers or Services?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the submission, Mike!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Care Giver for Elderly Nudist &#8211; m4mw &#8211; 51 Experienced Caregiver or Elder Babtsitting while you go to store etc. Im a nudist and will care for your elderly free if I can do it nude. Up to 3 hours free I have face id; a longtime resident of [location] and am dd free. Im [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[15,4],"class_list":["post-2912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strictly-platonic","tag-ew","tag-ow-my-eyes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2912"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2938,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912\/revisions\/2938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}