{"id":2951,"date":"2009-08-26T09:17:50","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T13:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2951"},"modified":"2009-08-26T09:32:39","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T13:32:39","slug":"ysac-vol-405-one-two-three-ummmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2951","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 405: One, two, three … ummmmm …"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Squier by Fender with Fender amp & Epiphone Les Paul Standard – $1000<\/h2>\n
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I am selling two of my guitars. I have a Squier stratocaster and an Epiphone Les Paul Standard. Also including a small fender bronco amp. Both guitars are in excellent shape and are ready to play. the squier is black and the epiphone is a cherry sunburst. for both guitars and amp i would like to get $1000, but am willing to take best offer. I’ll sell the Squier and amp for $220 and the Epiphone for $450 if you prefer to buy individually. (only asking that cause that’s what i paid and i want to at LEAST get my money back). For information, text Andrew at xxx-xxx-xxxx or e-mail xxxxxxxxxxandrew@yahoo.com. thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Okay, you’re selling both for $1000, but you’ll take $220 for the Squier and amp and $450 for the Epiphone. Which, if I’m not mistaken, is … $670. Which is … less. Even if you meant to say you’d take $220 for the Squier and another<\/em> $220 for the amp, that would still only add up to $890. Which is still less. So yes, I’d like to take all three, but I’d like to buy them individually, please.<\/p>\n

Of course there’s more … <\/p>\n

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peavy amp and ibanez guitar – $250<\/h2>\n
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i have a 40 watt peavy amp that works with bass or guitar and a ibanez gio guitar both sound great
\n100 for the amp
\n120 for the guitar<\/p>\n

\"405\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

*bangs head … on desk*<\/p>\n

Wait, that’s it<\/em>! It’s all the headbanging these crazy rock-n-roll guitarists are doing, isn’t it! They (you know, the mysterious they<\/em>) were right when they said that rock music would destroy your brain — they just didn’t know that it would do so by eating away at the part of your brain required to do simple addition.<\/p>\n

One wonders how often these guys get taken advantage of by club owners.<\/p>\n

“We’ll pay you $150 to play for two hours.”<\/p>\n

“No way, that’s not enough.”<\/p>\n

“Okay, how about $125 for 120 minutes?”<\/p>\n

“Awesome, no problem.”<\/p>\n

Thanks to Chris and Emma for the posts. By the way, is that a llama outside the window in the picture? Llamas llove guitars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Squier by Fender with Fender amp & Epiphone Les Paul Standard – $1000 I am selling two of my guitars. I have a Squier stratocaster and an Epiphone Les Paul Standard. Also including a small fender bronco amp. Both guitars are in excellent shape and are ready to play. the squier is black and the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[82,38,9],"class_list":["post-2951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musical-instruments","tag-bad-math","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2951"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3005,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions\/3005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}