{"id":2973,"date":"2009-08-29T09:40:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T13:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2973"},"modified":"2009-08-23T10:23:59","modified_gmt":"2009-08-23T14:23:59","slug":"ysac-vol-408-kurzsichtiger-epileptikerdachs-in-case-you-were-wondering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2973","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 408: Kurzsichtiger Epileptikerdachs, in case you were wondering."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Custom Pink Coffee Table &#8211; $5<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Customized coffee table with lower rack and wheels.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2974\" title=\"408a\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/408a.jpg\" alt=\"408a\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2975\" title=\"408b\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/408b.jpg\" alt=\"408b\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, there just isn&#8217;t a good way to describe this coffee table. &#8220;Customized&#8221; isn&#8217;t <em>quite<\/em> the right word, is it?<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think about it, I&#8217;m not sure English HAS the right word to describe this coffee table, since there isn&#8217;t a word that means &#8220;appears to have been spraypainted by a nearsighted epileptic badger with an anger management problem&#8221;. I&#8217;m sure German has a word for that, though.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to &#8220;The Shanimal&#8221; for the submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Custom Pink Coffee Table &#8211; $5 Customized coffee table with lower rack and wheels. You know, there just isn&#8217;t a good way to describe this coffee table. &#8220;Customized&#8221; isn&#8217;t quite the right word, is it? Now that I think about it, I&#8217;m not sure English HAS the right word to describe this coffee table, since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[29,25,22,81,9],"class_list":["post-2973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-possibly-awesome","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2973"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2982,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions\/2982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}