{"id":2979,"date":"2009-08-31T09:42:27","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T13:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2979"},"modified":"2009-08-30T15:31:29","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T19:31:29","slug":"ysac-vol-410-unemployment-problem-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2979","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 410: Unemployment problem solved!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Stuff Coordinator \/part-time job\/ $1000 monthly<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Condrea Group is a large European company. We are currently hiring employees in the USA for the position of Stuff Coordinator. This is a part-time job. The schedule of work 1-3 hours per day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Duties:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Forwarding of post parcels to our customers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Primary job requirements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>* Age over 21 years<br \/>\n* Basic knowledge of the computer<br \/>\n* Ability to print and scan documents<br \/>\n* Ability to lift packages weighing up to 40 lbs<br \/>\n* Accuracy and responsibility<\/p>\n<p><strong>Send your resume for consideration.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sarah sends this listing, saying, &#8220;I love stuff! I could totally be a stuff coordinator. I wonder what kind of stuff I&#8217;ll be coordinating. I can&#8217;t wait to put that title on my new business cards!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Best of luck with your new job, Sarah. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s absolutely no chance that this is a scam; after all, you&#8217;d have a title and everything! After a few months, they&#8217;ll move you up to managing <em>things<\/em>. After that, who knows? Maybe you&#8217;ll become head of widgets, doodads and gizmos. Just remember us little people when you&#8217;re a big, important doohickey specialist, okay? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuff Coordinator \/part-time job\/ $1000 monthly Condrea Group is a large European company. We are currently hiring employees in the USA for the position of Stuff Coordinator. This is a part-time job. The schedule of work 1-3 hours per day. Duties: Forwarding of post parcels to our customers. Primary job requirements: * Age over 21 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[10,9],"class_list":["post-2979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-slimy","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2979"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2981,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions\/2981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}