{"id":2991,"date":"2009-09-02T09:25:55","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2991"},"modified":"2009-08-25T20:54:42","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T00:54:42","slug":"ysac-vol-412-its-not-like-the-name-is-on-the-box-or-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2991","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 412: It&#8217;s not like the name is on the box or anything."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Trogan Magnum Condoms<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I recently decided to get brave and see if I fit into these bad boys. I bought 2 boxes and decided I didn&#8217;t &#8220;measure&#8221; up. So I&#8217;m giving the other box away to the lucky person who is responsible enough to not want to soak up all of the tax money that I am currently spending on people that &#8220;slipped&#8221; up and now rely on the state to help them out with their situation. Send me an email and they&#8217;re yours!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As Martha points out, this ad has it all: Illiteracy! Condescension! Self-emasculation! Superiority complex! Free condoms!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Martha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trogan Magnum Condoms I recently decided to get brave and see if I fit into these bad boys. I bought 2 boxes and decided I didn&#8217;t &#8220;measure&#8221; up. So I&#8217;m giving the other box away to the lucky person who is responsible enough to not want to soak up all of the tax money that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[23,38,39],"class_list":["post-2991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-mf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2991"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2993,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2991\/revisions\/2993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}