{"id":2994,"date":"2009-09-03T09:01:17","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T13:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2994"},"modified":"2009-09-03T10:56:21","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T14:56:21","slug":"ysac-vol-413-the-only-dance-she-can-do-is-the-robot-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2994","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 413: The only dance she can do is the robot, though."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bit of a dreamer – 21<\/h2>\n
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So.
\nI am a very down to earth, FEMALETRAITS2 and kind girl who loves to kiss and cuddle. \u00a0I love going out to dance – it’s a great way to interact with someone special, and burns lots of calories! \u00a0I’m looking for someone who can make me laugh, which isn’t very hard to do. \u00a0. \u00a0Let me know if your interested.
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Hooray! The FEMALETRAITS spambot<\/a> is back! They seem to have gotten a little bit better at it; this one is almost comprehensible! The picture with the Skeletor mask is a little … odd, and there seems to be a sentence missing before the lone random period, but for the most part it’s an improvement. Congratulations, FEMALETRAIT2 spambot guys!<\/p>\n

And of course, I can’t make a spambot post without making a plug for one of my favorite live-action readings of a spambot ad<\/a>. (Not that I know of any others, mind you.)<\/p>\n

Thanks to “Not From Ithaca” for the submission!<\/p>\n

Oooh, bonus update, just sent in …<\/p>\n

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Girl next door with a wild side – 19<\/h2>\n
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I am Music, Guitars, Drums, Food, Shopping, Social Drinking, No smoking, Quirky, Outgoing, Easy going, Camping, Hikes, and Nature, The beach, Phone conversations. I also like to the meet new peoples and making new friends around me. I love the pet animal. I spend my mostly with my family and friends.
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What do you think? Spambot? Or idiot? (Or both?)
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Thanks to Brett for sending this one in (five minutes ago!) … I am online, thinking, being, posting, sitting, doing. I also like to receive the new posts and making new posts around me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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