{"id":301,"date":"2008-09-22T23:01:25","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T03:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=301"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:14:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:14:37","slug":"ysac-vol-l","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. L"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Make me an offer<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Check out the pics. Send me a note if you want more info. Make me an offer.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/50.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-302\" title=\"50\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/50.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nTwo thoughts come to mind here:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You know what would be really useful here? A size. Even if it was just a general idea of whether this is cut for a stick or a walrus.<\/li>\n<li>Am I making an offer on the dress itself, or for the time of the person <em>wearing<\/em> the dress? &#8216;Cause that dress is kind of skanktacular, and if I read &#8220;Make me an offer&#8221; with a sort of Mae West voice going on in my head, it takes on a completely different meaning.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make me an offer Check out the pics. Send me a note if you want more info. Make me an offer. Two thoughts come to mind here: You know what would be really useful here? A size. Even if it was just a general idea of whether this is cut for a stick or a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2015,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/2015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}