{"id":3027,"date":"2009-08-30T09:20:44","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T13:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2009-08-28T15:24:33","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T19:24:33","slug":"ysac-vol-409-in-which-drmk-has-writers-block","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3027","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 409: In which drmk has writer’s block."},"content":{"rendered":"

Sigh. I can’t think of anything today. I can’t seem to put the words together in the right way. If only there was someone to help me!<\/p>\n

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want to say something to someone in a letter<\/h2>\n
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hi-did you ever want to tell someone how you felt,or let someone know where your coming from??well for 22-dollars cash,you can tell me how you feel,or whats on your mind,,,and ill put it into words,and mail them a letter from you to get your point across,,anything from girlfriends-boyfriends divorce,to just letting a friend know how you feel,,trust me i have helped many by just putting words together and putting a point across,thank you,hope to hear from you,,jim<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hoorah! I’m saved! Jim can help me put my words — and my commas — together! $22 is a small price to pay for having someone understand me so completely. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go divorce my girlfriends-boyfriends. Jim will take over from here.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the submission, Tina!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sigh. I can’t think of anything today. I can’t seem to put the words together in the right way. If only there was someone to help me! want to say something to someone in a letter hi-did you ever want to tell someone how you felt,or let someone know where your coming from??well for 22-dollars […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[61,9],"class_list":["post-3027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-services","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3027"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3030,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions\/3030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}