{"id":3067,"date":"2009-09-13T09:34:27","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T13:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3067"},"modified":"2009-09-02T21:58:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T01:58:48","slug":"ysac-vol-423-the-dishwasher-hates-children-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3067","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 423: The dishwasher hates children, though."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>ONE OF A KIND WHITE FRIDGE TOP AND BOTTOM ONLY &#8211; $250<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>THIS REFRGERATOR IS EMMACUANT AND VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY. THIS FRIDGE HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME. I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS ALL HOUGH THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT IF YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE PART WITHIN 10-15 MINUTES ITS COLD. I HATE TO GIVE IT UP BUT I AM MOVING AND NEW PLACE ALREADY HAS FRIDGE. IF INTERESTED PLEASE EMAIL AT<br \/>\nSTEPHEYxxxx@YAHOO.COM<\/p>\n<p>HAVE TO PICK UP<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3068\" title=\"423\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/423.jpg\" alt=\"423\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Tonya sends in this ad, saying, &#8220;Okay &#8230; first of all it&#8217;s &#8220;one of a kind&#8221; &#8212; umm &#8230; it&#8217;s a fridge. I don&#8217;t have to go into the all caps section of our program, but I do have to mention this line: &#8216;ALL HOUGH THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT IF YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE PART WITHIN 10-15 MINUTES ITS COLD.&#8217; In a fridge!? NO WAY! That&#8217;s just amazing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The thing that makes this fridge a one of a kind is clearly that you only get the top and bottom of it. There&#8217;s no middle to the fridge. Think about it: is there a middle of the fridge in that picture? See? Q.E.D., bitches.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve known people to get oddly attached to some pretty strange things, but this person sounds a little too fond of her fridge. The fridge has been good to you? She&#8217;s one step away from insisting that it go to a good home and calling the sales price a rehoming fee and requesting visitation rights.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Tonya!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ONE OF A KIND WHITE FRIDGE TOP AND BOTTOM ONLY &#8211; $250 THIS REFRGERATOR IS EMMACUANT AND VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY. THIS FRIDGE HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME. I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS ALL HOUGH THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT IF YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE PART WITHIN 10-15 MINUTES ITS COLD. I HATE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[38,7,9],"class_list":["post-3067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3067"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3070,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3067\/revisions\/3070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}