{"id":314,"date":"2008-09-23T21:16:41","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T01:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:34","slug":"ysac-vol-liii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LIII"},"content":{"rendered":"

The syntactic ambiguity of this headline is what pleases me the most:<\/p>\n

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Home entertainment system for stripper pole – $300<\/h2>\n
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I have a 5 pc. in home surround sound entertainment system priced at used value $300.00 . I am looking for a portable stripper pole with base. Base needs to fit through a regular doorway on its side at least.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nThis was found in the “barter” section. Because really, if you have a stripper pole, who needs any other type of entertainment?<\/p>\n

Sent in by SJ — thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The syntactic ambiguity of this headline is what pleases me the most: Home entertainment system for stripper pole – $300 I have a 5 pc. in home surround sound entertainment system priced at used value $300.00 . I am looking for a portable stripper pole with base. Base needs to fit through a regular doorway […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[23,11],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-classy","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2089,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions\/2089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}