{"id":3171,"date":"2009-09-26T09:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-26T13:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3171"},"modified":"2009-09-15T22:19:29","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T02:19:29","slug":"ysac-vol-436-in-every-dream-home-a-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3171","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 436: In every dream home, a nightmare."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>doll house &#8211; $50<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>this house is in great shape thers carpet in the house very great shape name katrina email me<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3171 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436d.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/436d-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Is it my imagination, or does this dollhouse look like it&#8217;s a foreclosure that&#8217;s been tagged by gangs &#8212; albeit, gangs of three-year-olds with crayons, but still?<\/p>\n<p>I half-expect to see that the copper wiring has been pulled out of the walls. Speaking of which, aren&#8217;t dollhouses usually only missing the back wall? This one seems to be standing up on the strength of the crayon wax alone.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reasonably certain that it&#8217;s infested with dollhouse-sized roaches and rats. (You can get those at the better dollhouse supply stores.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing that this person&#8217;s definition of &#8220;very great shape&#8221; and mine have a few fundamentally irreconcilable differences. There&#8217;s certainly a difference in our definition of <em>carpet<\/em>, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the submission, Natalie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>doll house &#8211; $50 this house is in great shape thers carpet in the house very great shape name katrina email me Is it my imagination, or does this dollhouse look like it&#8217;s a foreclosure that&#8217;s been tagged by gangs &#8212; albeit, gangs of three-year-olds with crayons, but still? I half-expect to see that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[29,25,7,43],"class_list":["post-3171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3171"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3177,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3171\/revisions\/3177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}