{"id":3178,"date":"2009-09-23T09:23:53","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T13:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3178"},"modified":"2009-09-20T23:22:47","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T03:22:47","slug":"ysac-vol-433-what-this-table-needs-is-a-badger-with-spray-paint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3178","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 433: What this table needs is a badger with spray paint."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Table Dinner &#8211; $250<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Its in good shap.<br \/>\nthe coloer is blech.<br \/>\nand it has 4 chars.<br \/>\nAnd price is 250 or less make me an offer.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3180\" title=\"437\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/437.jpg\" alt=\"437\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The poster is absolutely, positively correct in the assertion that the color of this table dinner is <em>blech.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My problem is that I have no idea where on the RGB spectrum <em>blech<\/em> falls. I don&#8217;t remember a crayon with that name; all I remember are things like red-orange and orange-red and burnt sienna and raw umber. <em>Blech<\/em> is most definitely not an officially-sanctioned Crayola color.<\/p>\n<p>It appears to fall somewhere in the spectacularly, hideously neutral range &#8212; you know, in the range of colors that are so inoffensive that they&#8217;ve swung all the way around the spectrum and are back to offensive?<\/p>\n<p>But the price is $250 or less. Oooh, wait, I know this game from <em>The Price is Right<\/em>! I&#8217;m going to have to go out on a limb here and guess &#8220;less.&#8221; Do I win? Do I win the table dinner and char set?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Kelly!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Table Dinner &#8211; $250 Its in good shap. the coloer is blech. and it has 4 chars. And price is 250 or less make me an offer. The poster is absolutely, positively correct in the assertion that the color of this table dinner is blech. My problem is that I have no idea where on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[29,25,7,43],"class_list":["post-3178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3178"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3182,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions\/3182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}