{"id":319,"date":"2008-09-23T21:35:12","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T01:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=319"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:30","slug":"ysac-vol-liv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LIV"},"content":{"rendered":"

Also sent in by SJ, who appears to have been trolling the “Barter” section recently:<\/p>\n

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Legal Help By A Laywer Not A Paralegal For Barter<\/h2>\n
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I Will Barter My Legal Help For:
\nCar Repairs On A Cadillac Deville, Lincoln
\nPainting A 3,000 Sq. Foot House
\nA Good Running Car
\nNew Roof On House
\nPS3
\nX-Box
\nWII
\nOr Any Other Barter On This Order<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

\nApparently Laywers Not A Paralegal Must Type With Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Every Word. Also Apparently Laywers Not A Paralegal Have No Idea How Much Things Cost.<\/p>\n

Here’s A Hint, Mr. Laywer Not A Paralegal: My New Roof Cost $4500. An X-Box Costs Under $500. Those Are Not On The Same Order.<\/p>\n

Oh, by the way: it’s spelled lawyer<\/em>. Unless you spent three years in Lay School. Wouldn’t you love to see this guy’s briefs? (Oh, shame on you! I was talking about his Laywer<\/em> Briefs.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Also sent in by SJ, who appears to have been trolling the “Barter” section recently: Legal Help By A Laywer Not A Paralegal For Barter I Will Barter My Legal Help For: Car Repairs On A Cadillac Deville, Lincoln Painting A 3,000 Sq. Foot House A Good Running Car New Roof On House PS3 X-Box […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[7,9,11],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2088,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/2088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}