{"id":3191,"date":"2009-09-29T09:41:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T13:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3191"},"modified":"2009-09-16T22:50:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T02:50:33","slug":"ysac-vol-439-message-in-a-mason-jar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3191","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 439: Message in a &#8230; mason jar."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>THE PERFECT GIFT! NITA PEETA&#8217;S SWEET POTATO POTS! GROWN IN HER KITCHEN &#8211; $30<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This would be great as a gift and is grown from Grandy Nita&#8217;s own kitchen and put in a pot with a prayer for you and you can add your own destiny message. This is beautiful when it goes into full bloom and only takes about 3 weeks to start looking pretty. It comes with a message from the universe to you or your favorite friend!!!! Will deliver locally for 10.00<br \/>\nPlease Call<br \/>\nNita (Grandy)<br \/>\nxxx xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3192\" title=\"439\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/439.jpg\" alt=\"439\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3193\" title=\"439b\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/439b.jpg\" alt=\"439b\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3194\" title=\"439c\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/439c.jpg\" alt=\"439c\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3195\" title=\"439d\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/439d.jpg\" alt=\"439d\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Um, it&#8217;s a potato. In a pot. I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;ve given away your trade secret here, Nita.<\/p>\n<p>Although you do get a message from the universe with each one. Too bad the message from the universe is probably something like, &#8220;Hey jackass, you just bought a potato in a pot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to MsMarvel for the submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE PERFECT GIFT! NITA PEETA&#8217;S SWEET POTATO POTS! GROWN IN HER KITCHEN &#8211; $30 This would be great as a gift and is grown from Grandy Nita&#8217;s own kitchen and put in a pot with a prayer for you and you can add your own destiny message. This is beautiful when it goes into full [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[38,25,42],"class_list":["post-3191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farm-garden","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3191"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3198,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191\/revisions\/3198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}