{"id":3259,"date":"2009-10-10T09:20:28","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T13:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3259"},"modified":"2009-09-29T10:08:13","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T14:08:13","slug":"ysac-vol-450-hurr-hurr-you-said-injector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3259","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 450: Hurr, hurr, you said “injector”."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Free porno – mags and videos<\/h2>\n
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-Ben
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Violet submitted this ad, with the following comments: <\/p>\n

“I feel like this posting really raises some tough\u00a0questions. Like when he requests interested parties to “say something\u00a0like I’m calling about the ad for the valve injector for a 94 Chevy Blazer,” what does he mean, something like<\/em> that? What’s like<\/em> that?” <\/p>\n

“And if, as he\u00a0helpfully\u00a0points out, he really is selling that part, how will he know whether the person is calling about the porn or the valve injector? He’s going to have to ask some awkward follow-up questions that will be much more audible to his girlfriend than someone on the other end of the line and\/or end up with an exasperated would-be masturbator who just wanted some fresh material and didn’t expect this kind of hassle or,\u00a0more\u00a0disturbingly still,\u00a0some guy\u00a0showing up to pick up his valve injector and being presented with a big box of porn. One thing, however, is not in\u00a0question: these two kids are\u00a0totally\u00a0gonna make it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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