{"id":3261,"date":"2009-10-11T09:42:01","date_gmt":"2009-10-11T13:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3261"},"modified":"2009-09-27T21:56:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T01:56:48","slug":"ysac-vol-451-shake-the-decease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3261","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 451: Shake the decease."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Looking for MR. Right Now &#8211; 28<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>How are you, I&#8217;m looking for a attractive guy to keep me busy and entertain my wild desires on call. Lately my life has been a tire so I&#8217;m up for dirt biking too. Please be decease and drug free and reply to this ad with photo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>want a female nsa &#8211; m4w &#8211; 40<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>4o hispanic male looking forn some nsa action ,i want a clean ,drug and decease female for fun if u interested hit me back ,race and age unimportant.u pic get mine.i want this to be descreet as possible thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Will you be mine? &#8211; 24<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>MondayI&#8217;ll be arriving in Multnomah County for a month on business and will be back often. Be drug n decease free and ready to show aphoto. Kisses!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Despite the questionable grammar, I&#8217;m going to hazard a guess that ads #1 and #2 are not actually looking for a decease(d) person. Then again, look how much fun the <em>Weekend at Bernie&#8217;s<\/em> franchise makes dead people seem (damn you, Andrew McCarthy!) &#8212; I suppose anything is possible.<\/p>\n<p>Best I can figure out, if someone is decease-free, that means they&#8217;re not a zombie or a vampire. And I don&#8217;t know about you, but that&#8217;s something that I look for in my dating pool.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Imogene, kb, and Jesse for these ads!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for MR. Right Now &#8211; 28 How are you, I&#8217;m looking for a attractive guy to keep me busy and entertain my wild desires on call. Lately my life has been a tire so I&#8217;m up for dirt biking too. Please be decease and drug free and reply to this ad with photo. want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-3261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3261"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3263,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3261\/revisions\/3263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}