{"id":3267,"date":"2009-10-13T09:02:18","date_gmt":"2009-10-13T13:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3267"},"modified":"2009-09-27T23:17:57","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T03:17:57","slug":"ysac-vol-453-error-age-must-be-a-real-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3267","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 453: [Error: age must be a real number.]"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Summer fun with your Daughter?  \t  &#8211; w4m<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hi, New to area, looking for open-minded man for some fun. I am &#8221;&#8217; lb. and have ish hair and blue eyes. Would like to find a play mate for kinky role playing encounters for my boyfriend and I , must be open-minded. Looking for someone who loves to recieve oral and give facials! Those with a pic on profile will get first response. Would prefer them to be local and with in the age limit of<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Aunty Christ sends this ad in, saying, &#8220;This is great because (1) The headline alone is priceless. But the idea of &#8220;summer fun with your daughter&#8221; in conjunction with kinky role playing, facials, and oral is pretty gag-worthy. (2) I have ish hair too! We will get along wonderfully. (3) This was posted in &#8220;strictly platonic.&#8221; Someone needs to explain some words to some people. Or &#8216;people.&#8217; &#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer fun with your Daughter? &#8211; w4m Hi, New to area, looking for open-minded man for some fun. I am &#8221;&#8217; lb. and have ish hair and blue eyes. Would like to find a play mate for kinky role playing encounters for my boyfriend and I , must be open-minded. Looking for someone who loves [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,68],"tags":[23,7,78],"class_list":["post-3267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","category-strictly-platonic","tag-classy","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-turing-test-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3268,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3267\/revisions\/3268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}