{"id":33,"date":"2008-08-20T22:14:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T02:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:06:19","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:06:19","slug":"ysac-vol-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. V"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32\" title=\"5\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>VINTAGE LOVESEAT &#8211; $10<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s actually nothing wrong with the listing for this one; I just wanted to say &#8220;Ow! My eyes!&#8221; In fact, I think I might start a tag for &#8220;Ow! My eyes!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>If I were that vacuum cleaner, I&#8217;d hide from that couch too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VINTAGE LOVESEAT &#8211; $10 There&#8217;s actually nothing wrong with the listing for this one; I just wanted to say &#8220;Ow! My eyes!&#8221; In fact, I think I might start a tag for &#8220;Ow! My eyes!&#8221;. If I were that vacuum cleaner, I&#8217;d hide from that couch too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-ow-my-eyes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1968,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/1968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}