{"id":3318,"date":"2009-10-20T09:35:20","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T13:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3318"},"modified":"2009-10-20T12:01:51","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T16:01:51","slug":"ysac-vol-460-this-messed-with-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3318","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 460: This messed with Texas."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Custom bull bike<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This one of a kind work of art took over 100 hours. The Texas base is all hand carved, 24ct gold on motor, has won several awards at ceramic shows. Asking $3,500.00 make reasonable offer<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3319\" title=\"460\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/460.jpg\" alt=\"460\" width=\"274\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had this in my queue forever, because it&#8217;s &#8230; well, because it&#8217;s <em>that<\/em>. But I just can&#8217;t spin a creative story about what would prompt someone to make something like &#8230; well, like <em>that<\/em>. A ceramic bull with horns that look as though they were made from a limb from a Barbie doll, on a motorcycle, on top of a skull, on top of a handcarved Texas, on top of a mirror on top of wood. It&#8217;s a feng shui nightmare. All I know is that when this bullcycle reanimates, and those wooden legs start walking stiffly off the mirror, carrying this monstrosity around looking for its creator to exact its revenge, I don&#8217;t want to be anywhere near it.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Blake!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Custom bull bike This one of a kind work of art took over 100 hours. The Texas base is all hand carved, 24ct gold on motor, has won several awards at ceramic shows. Asking $3,500.00 make reasonable offer I&#8217;ve had this in my queue forever, because it&#8217;s &#8230; well, because it&#8217;s that. But I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[29,25,4,43],"class_list":["post-3318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-ow-my-eyes","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3318"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3322,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318\/revisions\/3322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}