{"id":334,"date":"2008-09-28T20:35:20","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T00:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=334"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:23","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:23","slug":"ysac-vol-lvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LVII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Do not hire a Personal Trainer!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how to construct a healthy diet that helps you achive your goals. You can learn this in no more than 8-15 hours. Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>Contact John S. at xxx-xxx-xxxx<br \/>\nCertified by the N.C.S.F proof of certification provided.<br \/>\n$300.00 plus gym fees if applicable. No hidden costs, guaranted in writing.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/57.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-335\" title=\"57\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/57.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThat&#8217;s right, don&#8217;t hire a personal trainer. Hire me! I&#8217;m a &#8230; former personal trainer. That&#8217;s different, see, and better. And I&#8217;ll be happy to charge you between $20-$37.50 an hour to explain why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not hire a Personal Trainer! Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[29,7],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/2084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}