This is behind a cut because it’s long. And eye-gougingly painful to read. If you are of delicate sensibilities and are offended by inappropriate capitalization and run-on sentences, then — well, then, what the hell are you doing on this blog? But if you are of strong of mind, and think you can withstand the slings and arrows of outrageous grammar, then carry on.
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\nAnnoyying Trash Latly (Escondido)<\/h2>\n
\nDear Escondido All Community There’s Been Alot of Trash Latly Around All Escondido I’m Sure I’m Aware That This City is Over 100 Years Old But This Annoyying Trash is So Unacceptible Too Me & Unfare That There’s Trash Around Here & So Me & My Brother Started a Cleaning Team of 2 Wer’e Just Concered About This Neighborhood There’s Broken Class & Cups & Annoyying Trash Behavior & Also Very Strange Abandoning Old Mimi Vans This Happen Also In Nov 2007 & Now 2009 It Happened Again In Sep 2009 & I Around Near My House Left at a Mail Box Very Annoyying What’s Happening Too America These Days No-One Seems Too Care Well Here’s 2 Two Heroes Defending This Non Sense Behavior & I’m Studing Too Get My ed & After That My Bachelor’s Degree In Criminal Justice Too Be a Real Life CSI:Crime Scene Investigator & It Would Be Nice If There Would Be More Help It Will Be Appreciated & Also There Will Be a Tip Cup That Maybe Community Members Might Pay $1 Dollars 2 3 4 & 5 That Appreciate The Help Boy Some People Have To Much Time On There Hands I Bet It Was The Orange Gangs Stuedents Behimnd This Mess 80 Percent of The Time & 20 Percent or 60 or Gangs or Drunks Here’s Something Too Inspire 4 Minutes Lyrics
\nMadonna Fearturning Justin Timberlake & Timbaland
\nI’m outta time and all I got is 4 minutes(x8)
\nCome on
\nYeah
\nBreak down
\nCome onCome on boy
\nI’ve been waiting for somebody
\nTo pick up my stroll<\/p>\nWell don’t waste time
\nGive me a sign
\nTell me how you wanna roll<\/p>\nI want somebody to speed it up for me
\nThen take it down slow
\nThere’s enough room for both<\/p>\nWell, I can handle that
\nYou just gotta show me where it’s at
\nAre you ready to go
\n(Are you ready to go)<\/p>\nIf you want it
\nYou already got it
\nIf you thought it
\nIt better be what you want
\nIf you feel it
\nIt must be real just
\nIf you say it, it better be what you want<\/p>\nTime is waiting
\nWe only got 4 minutes to save the world
\nNo hesitating
\nGrab a boy
\nGrab a girl
\nTime is waiting
\nWe only got 4 minutes to save the world
\nNo hesitating
\nWe only got 4 minutes, 4 minutes<\/p>\nKeep it up, keep it up, don’t be a pri, hey
\nMadonna, uh
\nYou gotta get `em all hot
\nTick tock tick tock tick tock
\nThat’s right, keep it up, keep it up, don’t be a pri, hey
\nMadonna, uh
\nYou gotta get `em all hot
\nTick tock tick tock tick tock<\/p>\nSometimes I think what I need is a you intervention, yeah<\/p>\n
And you know I can tell that you like it
\nAnd that it’s good, by the way that you move, ooh, hey<\/p>\nThe road to heaven is paved with good intentions, yeah<\/p>\n
But if I die tonight
\nAt least I can say I did what I wanted to do
\nTell me, how bout you?<\/p>\nIf you want it
\nYou come and get it
\nIf you thought it
\nIt better be what you want
\nIf you feel it
\nIt must be real just
\nSay the word and im a give you what you want<\/p>\nTime is wasting
\nWe only got 4 minutes to save the world
\nNo hesitating
\nGrab a boy
\nGrab a girl
\nTime is wasting
\nWe only got 4 minutes to save the world
\nNo hesitating
\nWe only got 4 minutes, 4 minutes<\/p>\nKeep it up, keep it up, don’t be a pri, hey
\nMadonna, uh
\nYou gotta get `em all hot
\nTick tock tick tock tick tock
\nThat’s right, keep it up, keep it up, don’t be a pri, hey
\nMadonna, uh
\nYou gotta get `em all hot
\nTick tock tick tock tick tock<\/p>\nBreakdown
\nYeah
\n(tick tock tick tock tick tock)
\nYeah, uh huh
\n(tick tock tick tock tick tock)
\nI only got 4, minutes to save the world & Mariah Carey There’s a hero
\nIf you look inside your heart
\nYou don’t have to be afraid
\nOf what you are
\nThere’s an answer
\nIf you reach into your soul
\nAnd the sorrow that you know
\nWill melt away<\/p>\nAnd then a hero comes along
\nWith the strength to carry on
\nAnd you cast your fears aside
\nAnd you know you can survive
\nSo when you feel like hope is gone
\nLook inside you and be strong
\nAnd you’ll finally see the truth
\nThat a hero lies in you<\/p>\nIt’s a long road
\nWhen you face the world alone
\nNo one reaches out a hand
\nFor you to hold
\nYou can find love
\nIf you search within yourself
\nAnd the emptiness you felt
\nWill disappear<\/p>\nAnd then a hero comes along
\nWith the strength to carry on
\nAnd you cast your fears aside
\nAnd you know you can survive
\nSo when you feel like hope is gone
\nLook inside you and be strong
\nAnd you’ll finally see the truth
\nThat a hero lies in you<\/p>\nLord knows
\nDreams are hard to follow
\nBut don’t let anyone
\nTear them away
\nHold on
\nThere will be tomorrow
\nIn time
\nYou’ll find the way<\/p>\nAnd then a hero comes along
\nWith the strength to carry on
\nAnd you cast your fears aside
\nAnd you know you can survive
\nSo when you feel like hope is gone
\nLook inside you and be strong
\nAnd you’ll finally see the truth
\nThat a hero lies in you<\/p>\nThat a hero lies in you Thx For Reading This & Taking The Time Too View This No Means Too Offend Anyone Here Thx.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Oh, did I forget to mention the random quotation of the entirety of<\/em> “Four Minutes” and “Hero”? Gosh, I can’t imagine how that slipped my mind.<\/p>\n
Okay, I’ve got to break this one down for a translation. There’s too much.<\/p>\n
I’m Sure I’m Aware That This City is Over 100 Years Old<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
If there’s anything I’m sure I’m aware of, it’s that. Grammar and punctuation, not so much, but I’m sure I’m aware of that.<\/p>\n
There’s Broken Class & Cups & Annoyying Trash Behavior & Also Very Strange Abandoning Old Mimi Vans This Happen Also In Nov 2007 & Now 2009 It Happened Again In Sep 2009 & I Around Near My House Left at a Mail Box Very Annoyying<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The trash behaves annoyingly. It abandons the vans that belonged to Mariah Carey during her “Emancipation of Mimi” period, thus explaining the Mariah Carey quotation. This happened in 2007, 2009 and 2009, and I left my house at a very annoying mail box.<\/p>\n
Boy Some People Have To Much Time On There Hands<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No, “Too Much Time on My Hands” was Styx, not Mariah Carey. It was during Tommy Shaw’s unfortunate page boy haircut<\/em> period, so I can see how you’d get those two confused.<\/p>\n
I Bet It Was The Orange Gangs Stuedents Behimnd This Mess 80 Percent of The Time & 20 Percent or 60 or Gangs or Drunks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That’s right, eighty percent of the time and twenty or sixty percent of the time, it’s gangs of orange students behind this mess. Or gangs. Or drunks. Or maybe gangs of drunken orange Mariah Careys.<\/p>\n
Thanks to PB Heather for sending this in!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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