{"id":3419,"date":"2009-11-04T09:17:37","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T13:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3419"},"modified":"2009-11-04T11:56:49","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T15:56:49","slug":"ysac-vol-475-no-pants-no-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=3419","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 475: No pants, no service."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Gas station – m4w<\/h2>\n
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I should of came over and got your phone number. How about giving me another try? Could u tell me what gas station we where at 2 let me know it’s u?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey, it’s me! Remember me? I was the guy with the car at the gas station. I was at the one pump, and you were at another one. Remember? I knew you would. I was wearing that shirt, and shoes. Oh yeah, and pants. Name’s Billy<\/a>. I can’t wait to hear from you.<\/p>\n

And regular readers might recall the saga of 37<\/a>, who appears to post creepy missed connection\/stalkerish things about every woman he encounters during his day. Liz is kind enough to send us another episode:<\/p>\n

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girl at Fatz – m4w – 37<\/h2>\n
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x\/xx\/09 i went to Fatz to eat lunch at 12:00.the host that seated me.sorry didn’t get you name or # or anything.she was very pretty and sexy and nice.really would like to get to know you more.next time you should take a break and join me.we made eye contact several times.she had on black shirt and pants.she had med lenght blondish brown hair.hope the girl see this.if you are the girltell me what i said to you or what i look like.far as that goes Fatz has all pretty and sexy women working there.if any of the girls works at Fatz see this and interested.please let me know.i’m just looking for a good girl.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I want to meet this one girl specifically. Or any of the other girls there. Hope the girl see this. Or any girl. Any girl at all.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the submissions, April and Liz!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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