{"id":343,"date":"2008-09-28T21:18:37","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T01:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:19:18","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:19:18","slug":"ysac-vol-lix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LIX"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Sander for trade &#8211; Butthead<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>im looking to trade my sander for a bicycle or some roller skates<\/p>\n<p>call me up<br \/>\nButthead 3000    i stole the sander from the dude in the circle<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/59.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-344\" title=\"59\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/59.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In case you can&#8217;t read it, the caption on the picture says, &#8220;I stole this sander from the guy in the circle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nHere, take these roller skates. I stole them from the women&#8217;s roller derby team. I also gave them your phone number and told them you stole them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sander for trade &#8211; Butthead im looking to trade my sander for a bicycle or some roller skates call me up Butthead 3000 i stole the sander from the dude in the circle In case you can&#8217;t read it, the caption on the picture says, &#8220;I stole this sander from the guy in the circle.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[6,10,9,11],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-disingenuous","tag-slimy","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2082,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions\/2082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}