{"id":407,"date":"2008-10-09T19:17:46","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T23:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=407"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:18:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:18:55","slug":"ysac-vol-lxxiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=407","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXXIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>ple help<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>some thats nows how to fix dish washer iam not suer wants worng with if u can fixed it ple call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nSomehow, I get the feeling that sucking at Craigslist may be the least of this person&#8217;s worries.<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, my drunken late night text messages <em>might<\/em> resemble this style of writing, although there&#8217;s slightly less discussion of malfunctioning dishwashers. It&#8217;s more like &#8220;OMG Britney were did I leve teh kar?&#8221; and &#8220;Pris, call me, iam not suer but i thkin i hve ur Manolos adn undrwrs.&#8221; (I lead a fabulous life.)<\/p>\n<p>(Submitted by MS &#8212; thanks!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ple help some thats nows how to fix dish washer iam not suer wants worng with if u can fixed it ple call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx Somehow, I get the feeling that sucking at Craigslist may be the least of this person&#8217;s worries. To be honest, my drunken late night text messages might resemble this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[7,11],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2060,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions\/2060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}