{"id":412,"date":"2008-10-10T09:15:08","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T13:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:18:54","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:18:54","slug":"ysac-vol-lxxiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXXIV"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one’s below a cut because the ad is long. <\/p>\n

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Morton’s Steak and Seafood dinner for 2 for $99 Certificate – $2<\/h2>\n
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\nMORTON\u2019S STEAKHOUSE<\/p>\n

Steak and Seafood dinner for 2 for $99<\/p>\n

This offer includes:<\/p>\n

Two Single Cut Filets<\/p>\n

Choice of Two:
\nColossal Shrimp Alexander, Jumbo Lump Crab Cake or Broiled Sea Scallops<\/p>\n

Choice of Two
\nCaesar Salad or Morton\u2019s Salad<\/p>\n

One Morton\u2019s Signature Potato<\/p>\n

One Fresh Vegetable to share<\/p>\n

Choice of Two:
\nMorton\u2019s Legendary Hot Chocolate Cake or Key Lime Pie<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Compliment this meal with a bottle of (this is not included in the $99. Price is $33 extra)
\n2007 Kenwood Sauvignon Blanc, Sonoma Country
\nor
\n2006 \u201cA\u201d by Acacia Pinot Noir, California
\n$33 per bottle
\nWine offering not available in San Juan. Due to state liquor laws in TN, TX and PA price per bottle is $39.<\/p>\n

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What am I getting? – Printed instructions showing you how to get the certificate. It comes directly from Morton’s and it will only take a couple minutes to print.<\/p>\n

Once you have the information, you can share it with friends and family!<\/p>\n

Offer is valid through November 28, 2008<\/p>\n

Purchase – You’ll receive an email immediately after payment. The email will contain a link to the instructions<\/p>\n

Click the button below to purchase:<\/p>\n

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Offer is valid at the locations below.<\/p>\n

(list snipped for brevity’s sake)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\nWhen you click on the “Buy Now” button, the link shows up as a web pay site called payloadz.com, which promotes itself as allowing you to “sell files and downloads with Paypal”. <\/p>\n

It then redirects to Paypal, where you can pay this guy $2 to email you the website address, available to the general public, where you can fill out a form and then print out this Morton’s certificate<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Charging for freely available information = slimy. Very slimy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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