{"id":424,"date":"2008-10-11T13:19:01","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T17:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=424"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:18:51","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:18:51","slug":"ysac-vol-lxxvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=424","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXXVII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Trade large Mongoose Alta for Sour Candy &#8211; $20<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Large chromoly frame. Fits 5&#8217;9&#8243; comfortably with the seat all the way down. Has quick fire trigger shifters and shimano components. Well used. Could use a nice thorough lubing or tune up. Seat is a little rough, paint is decent, tires are good but are a deep, fat, rubbery offroad tread so it squeaks like new shoes on the sidwalk, but everything works and it can be ridden away immediately.<\/p>\n<p>Prefer soft sour candy (no generic sour candy, please). Prefer Sour Patch Kids, Trolli Sour Gummi Brite Crawlers, Sour Gummi Life Savers. No hard candy.<\/p>\n<p>Will also trade for good soda (pure Cane Jones, good ginger ale) or Skyy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Trade a bicycle for sour candy? Exactly how much candy does this guy <em>want<\/em>? And how much sour candy can one person eat? I think we&#8217;ve got a sugar addiction on our hands here &#8230; do we really want to enable him?<\/p>\n<p>In good news, if you <em>do<\/em> decide to trade this guy 40 pounds of gummi bears for a bike, I know where you can get some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=419\">lube<\/a> for free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trade large Mongoose Alta for Sour Candy &#8211; $20 Large chromoly frame. Fits 5&#8217;9&#8243; comfortably with the seat all the way down. Has quick fire trigger shifters and shimano components. Well used. Could use a nice thorough lubing or tune up. Seat is a little rough, paint is decent, tires are good but are a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[14,11],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-serendipity","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2052,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions\/2052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}