{"id":469,"date":"2008-10-18T17:26:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T21:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:21:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:21:36","slug":"ysac-vol-lxxxviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXXXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"
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hollow body electric!!!! WHERE ARE YOU<\/h2>\n
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let me know<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nApparently this genius believes that all you have to do is yell out the name of the thing you want and it will magically appear for you.<\/p>\n

Let me try: Ewan McGregor!!!! Where are you, Ewan McGregor?<\/p>\n

*looks around*<\/p>\n

Damn.<\/p>\n

Or maybe he’s misplaced his own<\/em> hollow body electric, and he’s calling to it to get it to come home, like a lost puppy. If B.B. King was doing this, he’d be yelling out “Lucille!!!!”, but maybe this guy hasn’t gotten around to anthropomorphizing his guitar yet.<\/p>\n

Anyway, let me try this misplaced-item theory: car keys!!!! Where are you, car keys?<\/p>\n

*waits*<\/p>\n

Nope. Damn.<\/p>\n

Or maybe he’s searching for the Whitman poem, “I Sing the Body Electric<\/a>“, and stating in his own postmodern way that he believes the poem to be hollow. The venerable expert on poetry, Sparknotes<\/a>, states that in Whitman’s poem, “[t]he body becomes sacred through its linkage with the soul; while it is only the soul’s helper or accomplice, it nevertheless does not deserve second-rate status, for it enables not only spirituality but also poetry.” Clearly this poster believes that by calling the body electric hollow<\/em>, he is pointing out that a lack of spirituality leaves one’s soul hollow, as it were.<\/p>\n

*nods* That must be it. Thank you, oh wise sage. You have saved my Craigslist-embattled soul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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