{"id":472,"date":"2008-10-19T10:14:36","date_gmt":"2008-10-19T14:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=472"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:21:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:21:34","slug":"ysac-vol-lxxxix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=472","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. LXXXIX"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Academically Delinquent Student Seeks Writing Coach<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Sensible [college] senior seeks beneficent academic, advanced degree student, or otherwise professional writer to act as guide through the vicissitudes of writing. Though my trouble with writing remained a private albatross for years, I don&#8217;t want my last semester to turn out like the never-ending story on account of a few papers, and, ahem, a thesis. A helpful sensei would read essay drafts, provide compositional and critical theoretical feedback, and be generally, sensitively, and honestly encouraging. I&#8217;m open to email correspondence or face to face meetings. In exchange for your services, I will cook, clean, babysit, or perform any other reasonable and ordinary unskilled labor or light techie task you need.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nMost likely translation: Despite the fact that I clearly know my way around the English language and a thesaurus, I&#8217;m terminally lazy and want someone to write my senior thesis for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Academically Delinquent Student Seeks Writing Coach Sensible [college] senior seeks beneficent academic, advanced degree student, or otherwise professional writer to act as guide through the vicissitudes of writing. Though my trouble with writing remained a private albatross for years, I don&#8217;t want my last semester to turn out like the never-ending story on account of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[6,33],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-disingenuous","tag-translation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3040,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions\/3040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}