{"id":476,"date":"2008-10-19T15:14:25","date_gmt":"2008-10-19T19:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=476"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:21:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:21:30","slug":"ysac-vol-xc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=476","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. XC"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>FREE MONKEY!!!!!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I am moving Oct. 21 into an apt. complex that does not allow animals. I need of a loving family for my adorable monkey. His name is Frankie&#8230;. Katie xxx-xxx-xxxx<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-477\" title=\"90\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch my monkey! Love him!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-481\" title=\"90b\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90b-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Poor Frankie the tiny monkey with photoshopped horns. Poor Katie with her moving and her phone number on the internet for lunatics to call. Too bad none of it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Martha sent this one in saying, &#8220;This ad HAS to be a joke.&#8221; I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s right, especially since if you do a <a href=\"http:\/\/tineye.com\/\">TinEye<\/a> image search, you come up with pages and pages of this image (though most without the photoshopped horns, and most with two rings on the fingers). Here&#8217;s a screenshot with the text made teeny-tiny, just like the monkey, so you can see that there&#8217;s multiple hits and pages of results &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-480\" title=\"90a\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90a.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"544\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90a.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/90a-275x300.jpg 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This ad has also been taken down in the meantime. We may never know the true story behind Katie and Frankie, unless VH1 gets around to it soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FREE MONKEY!!!!! I am moving Oct. 21 into an apt. complex that does not allow animals. I need of a loving family for my adorable monkey. His name is Frankie&#8230;. Katie xxx-xxx-xxxx Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch my monkey! Love him! Poor Frankie the tiny monkey with photoshopped horns. Poor Katie with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[6,11],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-disingenuous","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":483,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}