{"id":525,"date":"2008-10-26T08:22:43","date_gmt":"2008-10-26T12:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=525"},"modified":"2011-12-03T21:27:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T02:27:52","slug":"ysac-vol-xcviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. XCVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Neon Tanning sign &#8211; $75<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Neon red lit &#8220;Tanning&#8221; 28&#8243; long. $75.00 in excellent running order.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/99.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-526\" title=\"99\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/99.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[blonde] You guys, I don&#8217;t get it &#8230; I&#8217;ve been lying under this sign for, like, fifteen minutes a day, and I&#8217;m not any darker! [\/blonde]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neon Tanning sign &#8211; $75 Neon red lit &#8220;Tanning&#8221; 28&#8243; long. $75.00 in excellent running order. [blonde] You guys, I don&#8217;t get it &#8230; I&#8217;ve been lying under this sign for, like, fifteen minutes a day, and I&#8217;m not any darker! [\/blonde]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-maybe-its-just-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":532,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions\/532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}