{"id":540,"date":"2008-10-28T08:42:52","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T12:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:20:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:20:42","slug":"ysac-vol-ci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>King size brown leather recliner &#8211; $650<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>King size brown leather recliner, awsome condition. Some minor defects, handel to recline is a lil chewed up. No tears or holes. Will saddel wax it befor it goes to give it an extra shine.<\/p>\n<p>$650 or Best offer<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, yeah, there&#8217;s some spelling issues, but nothing <em>too<\/em> terrible. Not really worth snarking about. But then you see the pictures:<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-540 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=541'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/101-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=542'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/101b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nHer: &#8220;Honey, can you get off the chair for a second? I want to take a picture of it to put on Craigslist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him: &#8220;Wait &#8217;til I finish my smoke.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;But <em>America&#8217;s Next Top Nanny<\/em> is on in five minutes, and I want to do this now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him: &#8220;Too bad. I&#8217;m comfortable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;Actually, wait, that&#8217;s it! I can take a picture of you lounging in the chair to show just how comfortable it is! Pose for me, honey. Look comfortable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him: *grunts and throws his leg on the arm of the chair*<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;Perfect! That says that you&#8217;re so comfortable you&#8217;ve even forgotten that you still have your shoes on. I like it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him: *takes a drag from his cigarette*<\/p>\n<p>Her: *click* *click* &#8220;Great. That way I don&#8217;t need to say in the description that it reeks of smoke; they&#8217;ll know.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>King size brown leather recliner &#8211; $650 King size brown leather recliner, awsome condition. Some minor defects, handel to recline is a lil chewed up. No tears or holes. Will saddel wax it befor it goes to give it an extra shine. $650 or Best offer Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, yeah, there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[4,9],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-ow-my-eyes","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2100,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions\/2100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}