{"id":556,"date":"2008-11-01T07:56:23","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T11:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:20:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:20:31","slug":"ysac-vol-cv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Friends From the Pharmecy &#8211; $5<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;m completely ritalin, wait, no, I mean riddlin. Riddlin as to how I&#8217;m going to get tickets for tonights&#8217; SPEED-metal &#8220;concerta&#8221;, oh, excuse me, I meant concert, yeah, that was my bad.<\/p>\n<p>E-mail me, its faster(!) get it?!? &#8220;FASTER&#8221;! wow I&#8217;m awesome!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/105.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-557\" title=\"105\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/105.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"108\" height=\"60\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Subtle. Very subtle. Wait, no, I mean <em>stupid<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I should start a &#8220;Humanity is doomed&#8221; tag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends From the Pharmecy &#8211; $5 I&#8217;m completely ritalin, wait, no, I mean riddlin. Riddlin as to how I&#8217;m going to get tickets for tonights&#8217; SPEED-metal &#8220;concerta&#8221;, oh, excuse me, I meant concert, yeah, that was my bad. E-mail me, its faster(!) get it?!? &#8220;FASTER&#8221;! wow I&#8217;m awesome!!!! Subtle. Very subtle. Wait, no, I mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[23,6,38],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-classy","tag-disingenuous","tag-humanity-is-doomed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2095,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions\/2095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}