{"id":59,"date":"2008-08-25T21:55:20","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T01:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:08:46","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:08:46","slug":"ysac-vol-x","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. X"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Burial Plot &#8211; $700<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Grandma has had a change of plans and would like to get rid of her Beautiful Scenic view burial plot in Oak Hill Cemetery off of Royal Ave. you can see views of Fern Ridge and is breathtaking! please contact XXX at (xxx)xxx-xxxx or email me at xxxxxxx@hotmail.com Thanx and have a wonderful day \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Grandma&#8217;s change of plans apparently involves becoming immortal. Or undead. I guess either way you don&#8217;t need a scenic burial plot, though.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what to tag this. &#8220;Zombie Grandma&#8221; comes to mind, but I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m going to find any other posts that would fall into that category. I think I&#8217;m going to have to invoke the &#8220;wtf?&#8221; tag for this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Burial Plot &#8211; $700 Grandma has had a change of plans and would like to get rid of her Beautiful Scenic view burial plot in Oak Hill Cemetery off of Royal Ave. you can see views of Fern Ridge and is breathtaking! please contact XXX at (xxx)xxx-xxxx or email me at xxxxxxx@hotmail.com Thanx and have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1983,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/1983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}