{"id":594,"date":"2008-11-08T08:14:57","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T12:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=594"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:23:46","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:23:46","slug":"ysac-vol-cxii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=594","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Pygmy Goats!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We have 5 pygmy goats up for sale!<\/p>\n<p>We would ask that two of them stay together seeing as they have been together for the last 4 years! One is a whether and the other a female! Please contact me for specific info on these two! ( Only serious inquires please)<\/p>\n<p>The other three are mother with two daughters! Daughters were born around memorial day! Very cute one is brown and the other white! Mom is brown and white! Would prefer to see these girls go to a home together if possible! we are asking $100 each so $300 for all 3 of them! Want to see them go to a good home! They all have their horns but are very friendly! No ones ever been butted by them! The mama is a little on the big side for a pygmy! Please contact me if interested! Again Only serious inquires please! We are setting the price firm right now for these three! we are interested in trading for other livestock or something else if we feel its right for us so don&#8217;t be shy to make offers for trades but the price is firm for now! thanks for your interest and I can send pics to those who are interested!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nGoats! Goats! GOATS! We&#8217;ve got goats! Five goats! But! We! Will! Only! Sell! Them! In! Sets! Sets of goats! They&#8217;re brown! And white! They&#8217;re brown and white! They&#8217;re goats! They&#8217;re giant pygmy goats! <\/p>\n<p>Based on this, I&#8217;d be worried the goats might be a little excitable. Maybe whoever takes the goats can offer the sellers an alternative form of punctuation.<\/p>\n<p>*Full disclosure: I added in three exclamation marks to the original post; the others were all there to begin with. I&#8217;m sure they just forgot them in their goat-induced frenzy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pygmy Goats! We have 5 pygmy goats up for sale! We would ask that two of them stay together seeing as they have been together for the last 4 years! One is a whether and the other a female! Please contact me for specific info on these two! ( Only serious inquires please) The other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-maybe-its-just-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2147,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions\/2147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}