{"id":620,"date":"2008-11-13T08:05:17","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T12:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=620"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:23:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:23:36","slug":"ysac-vol-cxvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXVII"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I WILL TRADE MY 1\/4 CARROT DIAMOND EARINGS<\/h2>\n
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I got these as a gift from my ex and no longer want them. I am looking for items equal to their price {$250} I am looking for a laptop,and daycare items mainly. I need lockers for storing childrens items,table and chairs for kids,playpens,cots,cubbies,desks,learning and craft materials,hloiday decorations,childrens rugs,highchairs,strollers, step 2 toys {kitchens,toy box etc.} and anything else you wish to offer…Please not more than 20 minutes from [location redacted]<\/p>\n

Thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nWell, obviously the guy is her ex — I mean, who gives their girlfriend only one-quarter of a carrot? I mean, one-quarter of an onion is fine — in fact, I think that’s the present for the four-month anniversary — but one-quarter of a carrot?<\/p>\n

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1\/4 carrot ring set – $450<\/h2>\n
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I bought this ring for $1200 a couple years ago and needless to say things did not work out, sure you know that since I am selling the ring. Jewelry stores will not buy stones under a carrot from what i have found so figured I would try to sell it here. It is a size 7, of course it can be re-sized if needed. In great condition and hopefully will be a great deal for someone that does not have the money to pay a jewelry stores top dollar prices. Call me, Jason, if interested at xxx-xxx-xxxx (cell).<\/p>\n

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\nJewelry stores will not buy stones under a carrot because if they did, they’d be buying stones underground. Or stones that have been stored under a root vegetable. And that’s just weird.<\/p>\n

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1\/4 Carrot Dimond Ring OBO – $150<\/h2>\n
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I have a size 7 or 8 1\/4 Carrot Dimond Ring 150 OR BEST OFFER<\/p>\n

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\nIt’s size 7 OR 8? Those are kind of different. Oooh, and it’s a dimond<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I almost feel bad for these people; I mean, selling an engagement ring on Craigslist means that something went very, very wrong in your life somewhere. I like to think that it’s the fact that they couldn’t spell carat.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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